Total Medals Earned: 1,095 (From 163 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,075 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Clear first 4 levels
Check the credits page!
Clear levels 5-8
Clear levels 9-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/35 points)
Save a stick as a PNG.
Show support for the Anti-Distraction Dance Movement.
B-Baka...?!?!
We're all very proud of what you've done here today.
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
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Complete level 20
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Complete level 36
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Complete level 40
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Complete level 42
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Complete level 49
Complete level 50
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/295 points)
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Medals Earned: 99/100 (495/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Follow me at Twitter.
Check out Newgrounds!
Find EVERTHING!
Medals Earned: 11/17 (300/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/40 (15/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
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